ALL TEAM AND ALLIES REPORT IN NOW!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT NOT A DRILL. THE MASTER IS IN CARDIFF. I don't give a damn if you don't know who that is, and I CERTAINLY don't care if you think his name is a laughing matter. JUST GET HERE AND BRING BIG FUCKING GUNS. NOW!

UPDATE: STAND DOWN, REMAIN ALERT. The sick twisted bastard was just ( Read more... )

Sorry to interrupt, but if anyone's around could you possibly come down to the morgue? That noise you're hearing is all the LOCKED drawers slamming open and there are dead people crawling out and I'm trying to push them all back in and pile things against the doors but I'm running out of chairs and boxes and HOW MANY DEAD PEOPLE ARE DOWN HERE ( Read more... )

RESPONSE TEAM TO CARDIFF MARKET STAT ( Read more... )